We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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