dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
that's an acceptable place to lick
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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