Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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