The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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