I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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