24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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