So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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