i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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