I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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