Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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