Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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