So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
How many fucks given?
0.12846
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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