just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
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I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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