The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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