this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
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im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
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He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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