Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
My life is pants optional.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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