thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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