I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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