Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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