you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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