And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
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Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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