I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
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you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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