Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
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Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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