So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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