In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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