So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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