Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
My pussy is not your playground.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
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Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
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I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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