don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
This show inspires me to have sex in space
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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