That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
BRING THE BAGELS
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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