so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
it was like eating out sand paper
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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