a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
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He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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