Joe is yelling at the trees again.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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