isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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