But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
It was confusing and full of hummus
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
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