i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
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Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.