you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
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Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
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How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.