I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
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Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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