I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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