I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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