me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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