I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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