why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
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you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
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She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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