I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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