question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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