that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
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It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
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I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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