oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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