I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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