3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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