I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
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do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
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Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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