Just fell off a train. Bad.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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