I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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