I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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