Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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