He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I think my fart just growled at me.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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