so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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