wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
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