dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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