i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
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Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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