I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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